So I was playing SM64 the other day and everything got messed up. I went to Boo's Hideout and the music was a million times more scary as I heard high pitched screams and low pitched evil laughings. Mario's eyes were blood red but I proceeded anyway. When I walked in the front door and fell into a hole. Bowser appeared and used a fire breath and then Mario ran to the living piano which bit Mario to shreds. It showed a bloody corpse and then I was outside the castle. Mario was all white and I could see through him. I looked around and saw Peach, a couple of Toads, Yoshi and for some reason Luigi, Daisy, and Birdo. They all looked to be crying and there was a big rock in front of them with an inscription. I read it.
And it said "Here Lies Mario".
Then I was shocked. Mario was dead and that was his ghost. After that, the screen went all black and then Mario was all red and the background showed fire and lava and all that. It was hell. I have no idea how the fuck that happened. One day it was all perfectly fine and now everything is fucked up. Then I saw Satan. He was holding a pitchfork.
The pitchfork pierced Mario many times. Then he fell into a deep deep hole with fire in the bottom.
And there was Bowser again. Only here he was 30 times bigger and 100 times scarier. His laugh was so scary I nearly shit my pants. He grabbed Mario and crushed him into nothing. He turned into ashes and then dissapeared.
Now I was completely scared. This was going way to far. But that's not all. Now there was text and it said: "Mario is gone forever. He is dead, Shigeru Miyamoto is dead, Peach is dead, Luigi is dead, Daisy is dead, Yoshi is dead everyone is dead and XXX is also dead!" I was supremely shocked. It has the legendary creator of Mario and my real name there. I was blown away with so much mindfuck I turned off the game, grabbed the game cartridge, ran as fast as I could up a mountain (there was one nearaby) and threw it down the mountain. Then I had to watch something for kids to calm my nerves. This was a terryifying expierience.
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